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This Year's Oscar Losers Will Be Gift Bag Winners

ABC/BOB D'AMICO(LOS ANGELES) -- While every nominated star at this Sunday’s Academy Awards hopes to walk away with a statuette, those who fail to win an Oscar won’t be going home empty-handed. They’ll be able to console themselves with a goodie bag worth thousands of dollars.

For the 12th straight year, Distinctive Assets, a Los Angeles-based marketing firm, will provide an “Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag” to non-winners in the Best Actor, Best Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress and Best Director categories.

The goodie bag contains more than 50 gifts ranging in price from $6.49 to $16,000. The gift bag has no affiliation with any official Oscar bag or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

The free gifts include herbal tea-flavored lollipops, a $6.49 DrainWig that prevents hair clogs in your shower drain, his-and-her pepper spray guns, a $2,500 home spa system, a $10,000 pet food meal donation to the shelter of the celebrity's choice, a $6,850 train trip through the Canadian Rockies, a $15,000 walking tour of Japan, a $16,000 laser hair removal offer and a $2,700 O-Shot procedure that advocates say rejuvenates a woman’s vagina and improves her sex drive.

Here's a few more items in the goodie bag:

  • Chocolatines Savory Wine Flight Pairing, $80
  • Max Martin Shoes, $750
  • Slow Watch, $290.
  • Blossom Blends Tea, $49.95
  • Hydroxycut Weight Loss Products, $38.96
  • Narrative Clip Camera, $279
  • Polar Loop Activity Tracker, $109.95
  • Jitseu Handbags, $279
  • Rouge Maple Products, $280
  • Ten Sessions with Huntley Drive Fitness, $850
  • House Call from Nutritionist Heather Lounsbury, $500
  • Slimware Dinnerware, $59
  • M3K Beauty Products, $100
  • Jan Lewis Designs Bracelet and Necktie, $400
  • Le Petit Cirque Troop, $575
  • Imanta Mexican Resort Stay, $3,300
  • Koloa Landing Resort Stay in Kauai, $2,000
  • Loaded: The Story Of a Ghost Graphic Novel by Mark Batson, $49.95
  • Aviv 613 Vodka, $30
  • Makeup Studio by Diane Capt Products, $105
  • Simon's Happy Pet Shampoo, $15
  • Bee Free Honee, $39
  • Betty Jane Homemage candies, $69.75
  • Cannonball Wine Company, $75
  • The Green Garmento Reusable Garment Bags, $23
  • CherryT Knit & Co Winter Accessories, $158
  • VETVIK Leather Case, $230
  • Mane 'N Tail Products, $93.35
  • Acure Skin, Body and Hair Products, $300
  • Epic Pet Health Electrolyte Spray, $1,571
  • Adept Armor Waterproof Solution, $26.99
  • Wrag Wrap Gift Wrap, $15
  • Gizara Signed Print, $1,000
  • Best of Las Vegas Vacation Package, $9,000

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